Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm both gender and math confused
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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