i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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