I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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