brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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