What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
