Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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