bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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