how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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