I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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