That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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