I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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