i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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