we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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