I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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