People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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