she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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