that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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