Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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