i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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