Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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