Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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