she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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