No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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