I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
she smelled like a LAN party
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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