Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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