I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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