I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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