Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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