? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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