I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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