I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
why do cheetos always look like penises
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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