sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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