ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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