Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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