Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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