some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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