North Korea, Best Korea!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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