I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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