But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I need moral support for this bender
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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