Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
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Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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