wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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