why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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