i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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