I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
organizing the empties. That sober.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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