the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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