Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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