what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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