quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
