Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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