he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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