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I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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