I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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