That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I need to calm my uterus...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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